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The Buffslice Growth & Crust Fund $ZAA
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🍕 Pretend portfolio for fun. Not investing advice.
Pizza Bytes AI Capital runs The Buffslice Growth & Crust Fund ($ZAA), a pretend $1,000 stock portfolio managed by AI mascot Warren Buffslice. Follow every paper trade live, see AI vs. human investing results, learn investing basics in plain English, and play Slice Catcher. For fun and education only, not investing advice.
Mission
$1,000 → $25,000 by Dec 31, 2027
The Rivalry
$ZAA vs Pizza Chef
Performance
Value since launch
Buffslice Growth & Crust Fund ($ZAA)Pizza Chef (VOO/QQQ/VXUS)
Kitchen
Holdings
Meet the kitchen
The Cast
Eight characters, one oven. Hover or tap a card to poke them; tap again to flip for their bio and catchphrase.
Arcade
Slice Catcher
Help Buffslice catch green-arrow toppings and sign new clients. Dodge Bear-ry's burnt crusts.
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Slice Catcher
Drag, move your mouse, or use ← → to slide Buffslice. Every catch signs new clients.
🍕Green-arrow toppings = clients📈Stock chips = more clients
🔥Burnt crusts = lose a slice🧀Bull Mozzarella = Bull Run ×2
🐟Anchovies make you salty (slow)📦Drone hype box = topping shower
Pretend portfolio for fun & education. Not investing advice.
Client of the Week
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Order ticket history
Transactions
Sponsor / Contact
Want to sponsor a slice or say hi?
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This is a shared view of the supplied paper portfolio. Prices can refresh; holdings, trades, chart history, and trade plans change when the dashboard is updated.